And finally, the bromance quote of the night, courtesy of Stewart: “I know Stephen [Colbert] lives here [in Montclair], so he’s being very languid, but I want you all to know… This is the most vulgar, profane, dirty, sick individual I have ever had the pleasure of laughing my ass off with.– Jon Stewart almost quit Daily Show over “asshole” coworkers (via brooklynmutt) Via
Okay, remember that when I screencap things, I don’t watch the video beforehand, so this is all just my interpretation on what I believe to be going on
First off, the first thing I noticed was this
I don’t know why Rob Riggle’s eating a sandwich and as I progressed through this, I don’t think anyone even bothers talking to him, so I dunno
So then Jon turns to talk to Samantha and
Jon, no, what are you doing
SUDDENLY, EVERYONE’S FOCUS IS ON JON, AND SAM LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TELLING HIM NOT TO JUMP UP THERE INSTEAD OF HELPING HIM, SO MY GUESS IS THAT HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE JUMPING UP THERE LIKE THAT
Also, Jon’s ass. Moving along
So thank God, Jon makes it up there successfully, but I am further guessing that that wasn’t scripted because
John is still just staring at him and oh wow, Jon crossed his legs, woo boy, but
JOHN IS JUST LIKE, “DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?” And notice that everyone is still ignoring Rob eating that sandwich, so okay
JON, YOU SASSY FUCK
WHOA NELLY, SPREAD THEM LEGS, WORK IT
Jon, can I just sit on your lap
Look at him, omg, ROB, YOU AND YOUR STUPID SANDWICH
Moral of the story is that if you don’t find Jon Stewart adorable, I don’t think we can be friends (x)
A big happy birthday to the one and only Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A., Heavyweight Champion of the World!
I’m certain Jake Tapper, Christiane Amanpour, Anderson Cooper, Candy Crowley and Fareed Zakaria all do facepalms when they see their network doing shit like this.
Via BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.
And for whatever reason he’s still pushing the “get it, Jon Stewart changed his last name he’s a secret JEW!!!” thing. My favorite response I saw on Twitter: “He’s not fast enough or smart enough? What, did he die?”
Also LOLFOREVER that Donald Trump thinks ANYONE is more obnoxious than him.
“I wanted to create a wedding dress with meaning,” Barnes wrote to ABCNews.com in an email. “For me, the dress represents that too many people rush into marriage and end up getting divorced. I love the irony of the idea.”